[ overheard ]

[Jakey] "Mommy! Dane ky-ing!  Oh, noooo!"


[Jakey] "A-haff, Mommy, a-haff!"
[Mommy] "Yes, Jakey, you tore your bread in half!  Great job!"

[Jakey] "Dinosaurs, Mommy!"

[Jakey] "Mommy - Chorge, hohme, cows?"
[Mommy] "Yes, George is at home with his cows."
[Jakey] "Cows eat?"
[Mommy] "No, they're sleeping right now."

[Mommy] "Eat some more eggs, please, Jakey."
[Jakey] (After putting a bite in his mouth) "Aaaaahhhh." (Shows me the food in his mouth)
[Jakey] "Mommy - Aaaahhhhhh." (Wants me to show him what's in MY mouth!)

[Jakey] "Waahn, two, fee, four, sixteen!"


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